tale of a guy

It was a lonely night in the hospital where there is no one there but her husband next to her bed accompanying her since the past few days. It was a hard time for her as she is ready to give birth to a new human being to this world. The baby was kind of stubborn as the lady was already in bed for one week yet the baby is now ready to face all the uncertainties in this world.

In the city of Kuala Lumpur... 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Merdeka!! Merdeka!! Merdeka!! (sound of fireworks in the background)

Suddenly the lady felt a sharp pain and shouted out that the baby wants to be out!!!!! The husband was shocked and awaken by his wife's painful shout, quickly got up and call for the doctor. Seconds later there was a doctor running towards the room accompanied by a few nurses. The lady was then ready to give birth to a beautiful human being to this world.

Preparations were done in order to welcome the new life to this world. "Push!! Push!!", "take a deep breath and PUSH!!!!", "1, 2, 3 PUSH!!!" was all that could be heard from the room as the doctor was trying to get the baby out.

On the other hand, the husband was already trying to call other relatives to tell them that his wife is giving birth.

Sharp at 0104 the baby was born and this time it was the sound of the baby that feels the atmosfere of the room, crying as he is trying to adjust to this new found world. The baby was handed to the mother and the father was so excited as he is now a father.

YEA!!!! that was how I came to this world.... It was the day where its been 28 years since Malaysia became independent. The day where I would have holiday during my birthday!! for sure!!! ehehe.....

Well, the first 3 years of my life there isn't much to say besides sleeping, drinking milk, crying, shitting, peeing, learning how to walk, how to talk and how to sit. Even though it is normal and plain as a normal baby, there was one thing that happened to me that is different from other babies... CHONG SIEW PANG!!!! the mutha fucka that I met since i was 2... (hehe chill ok bro)
Yea. First met Pang when i was 2 and since then we were play mates. Fighting would always be the main agenda in our play list somehow.. and of course, the elder one is always the bully, so, I would be the one that is always crying and complaining about how Pang bullied me and all, this and that, all the shit!

Then it was time to study. (why do this have to happen?) I was enrolled to a nursery home in ss2. Always there to create havoc and gave hell lotz of trouble to the teachers there. At least it is not as bad as compared to Pang :)

Then it was primary school. Nothing much... Just that whenever I see this senior of mine that has this long pony-tail, always wonder how he can keep that when he is a guy. (yea, a guy and you know who you are.. haha) Life was dull in primary school as I was a good kid..

BUKIT BINTANG BOY SCHOOL..... the school that I would forget in my life. Once again, sad to say, I am in the same school as Pang. (why!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!) hahaha. but Pang and his friends are the ones to thanks for "taking care" of me from the gangsters that are so "big time" is school... BBBS was a school that has nothing much but DICKS!!!! fuck that shit man!!! why did I went to that school.. haha.. no regrets.. Met lotz of good friends there... most of them would be those reading this post :) First year of school was nothing much... Study study study... that's it... was not that corrupted yet because I have not met bitches and fuckers like CHIA WEI, CHIA WEI AND CHIA WEI. (there is only one Chia Wei that i met but name appeared 3 times because he is a fucker)

The second year in BB was where the ponteng class activity started to come :D it is always out of class rather than in class. ehehe..... whenever there is an opprtunity to leave class there is always me there...... and these opprtunities comes often as Ganesh and Chris being the monitor and assistant... PJK is the only thing to look forward to every week. And if lucky enough, there would be classes where teachers aren't.. APA LAGI!! PJK LA... ahahah

Form 3 was better, the year where BB invented the BANANAs... lol. the prefects had to wear yellow shirts and white pants. real bananas.. :p scouts was the thing that kept me busy all the time as there were many activities.. Life would be shit without scouts as there would not be a chance to meet those mofos that i know now..... there was also Leo Club and Interact where we would always argue who is cooler and trying to outdo each other but when it comes to scouts, everyone is on the same side... boys, thats wat they call us.. but there are a few things that would not be forgotten that happened... one is interpatrol that we organized... that was fun, able to bully those juniors... hehe.. then it was during interpatrol that I found out I got first in class :D ahahha... first time sial... "wtF?!?!?!?!??!" was my response when I found out.. Then the one last thing that damned us all till today!!!! CYBER CAFE!!!!!! it was the year we all started to play counter-strike.... fucked up our lifes!!! pretty much of not our entire life

then its the honeymoon year!!!! form 4... year of haven... was monitor and you can imagine the kind of shit that happened in the class.... ahahhha..... one of the best year in school life.. there were campfire, Leo and Interact installation, joint IU, warcraftIII (lol) and loadz of shit.... everyone would be busy when there is something on..... cant be help.... either head prefect, assistant head prefect, monitors, assistants, club presidents, vice presidents, directors for Leo and Interact club, troop leader, senior patrol leaders, senior assistants and other posts that i forgot... they are all from the same bunch of people... THE GANG...... not to mention the prefects in both 4B and 4C.. if there is something that requires them all, 4B and 4C is left with 1/4 of students left. Even nerds in the class would be out as they are presidents of some clubs like chess club and all :D no offense... practically it was havoc....

THE FINAL YEAR IN SCHOOL!!!! more havoc to come!!!! the year where most of us ponteng like no one's business....... :D the class is full when school starts but when recess comes, no more than half the students would be in class anymore after recess as many of us would be in the cyber cafe busy playing Red Alert 2 la, Warcraft 3 la, Counter Strike la... JAnji we are all in the cyber cafe..... all bunch of fuckers... and they all blame me for them skipping classes.... fuckers..... there are days where we would be going to school just to wait to skip classes... going to Chris's house to lepak or hang around 14 playing computer games..... =.= that was life!!! ahhaha..... the best was going to school one day then 15 of us skipped class to go makan tim sum just because it was Benjamin's birthday.... lol.... then visit Rahul in the hospital.... that was only another reason to skip school... all went to school then decided to go to SJMC. left school at 7.18am only to reach SJMC at 12. why? because we all went for breakfast and "drop by" the cyber cafe before going to SJMC... lol

Life was fun in BBBS and it was all good memories when it comes realise it.. Its one thing to miss and if only we could turn back time...... :(


thats all now for this post.... this is actually crap because i cant think of a story line for the story i promised but come back next week... promise there would the start of the STORY for sure!!! thanks for supporting this blog of mine....